Thirteen Crazy Things Said in My House

I’m learning that living with a 2 year-old, a 5 year-old and a man of any age makes for some very, um “special” conversation:

1. “Why do I have to go to school again? I just went yesterday.”
2. “Stop dangling that at your brother, it’s inappropriate!”
3. “Eww, I see your booty and it’s naked!”
4. “But you can’t do work every day, Momma! That’s not fair.”
5. “When I grow up, I want a husband and a wife!”
6. “Well if you have your booty out, I have no choice but to slap it.”
7. “If it hurts for the baby to come out of her stomach, then why did she put it in there?”
8. “When I grow up, I’m going to be a doctor and look at people’s booty all day.”
9. “You’re fired.”
10. “Your booty’s fired, Mommy.”
11. “Daddy, you really shouldn’t kiss Mommy so much. That’s just gross!”
12. “I’m not going to tell you again to keep your hands out of my shirt. Next time you’re getting put on time-out.”
13. (And this knock-knock joke:)

- “Knock knock.”
- “Who’s there?”
- “Booty.”
- “Booty who?”
- “Booty booty booty booty booty! Ha ha!”

Yup, there’s a strange fascination with booty in my house. And at least one of those booty sentences wasn’t actually spoken by a child … *side eyes my husband*

Life is a riot – live it and love it!

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