… to your stressful job, your doomed relationship, your selfish roommate or your ungrateful house guests. Regardless of the situation, these are signals that it just may be time for you to consider leaving.
- You can’t stop rolling your eyes behind their backs
- They’re talking and you know you should give a damn – but you don’t
- You dread waking up on the days you know you’re going to have to face them
- You chase each encounter with a vodka double (or its equivalent)
- You’re lying to them more than you’re telling the truth
- Daily you fight the urge to throw up your hands and tell them you quit
- You’re seeing or considering seeing someone else
- If someone outside of the situation asks how things are going, you snarl and bark like a rabid dog
- It’s nothing at all like how it used to be and you just don’t feel the same
- Constantly you wonder if it’s worth the agony
- You’d rather eat boiled liver smothered in lima bean gravy than try to imagine staying together forever
- You’re ready to go as soon as you get there
- You’ve completely lost all desire to try yet again to make it work. You’re so done.
(Before you worry, this post is just in good fun and I’m all well and good. Mostly. **throws back a glass of vodka**)
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