Thursday Thirteen – 13 Signs You Live With a Bunch of Males

1. If you want one of those cookies, you better move fast! Act now before they’re gone!
2. Farts are often followed by laughter.
3. Naked dangling body parts don’t even phase you anymore.
4. You’re constantly picking up dirty socks and underwear that aren’t yours.
5. Light-saber battles and arguments over G.I. Joe action figures are frequent occurrences.
6. You have to hide your box of tampons lest you find them used to build miniature log cabins.
7. If there isn’t at least one electronic gaming system for everyone in the house – there’ll be trouble.
8. You’re always the first one awake.
9. Nothing says “I Love You” like a headlock and a playful blow to the gut.
10. Everybody comes to you when they can’t find something.
11. A dry toilet seat brings tears of joy to your eyes.
12. You have a hard time falling asleep without the sound of snoring.
13. You’re the Queen of the castle. And you like it that way!

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