Thursday Thirteen – 13 Signs You Live With a Bunch of Males

by ** Tatiana Caldwell ** on March.4.2010

  1. If you want one of those cookies, you better move fast! Act now before they’re gone!
  2. Farts are often followed by laughter.
  3. Naked dangling body parts don’t even phase you anymore.
  4. You’re constantly picking up dirty socks and underwear that aren’t yours.
  5. Light-saber battles and arguments over G.I. Joe action figures are frequent occurrences.
  6. You have to hide your box of tampons lest you find them used to build miniature log cabins.
  7. If there isn’t at least one electronic gaming system for everyone in the house – there’ll be trouble.
  8. You’re always the first one awake.
  9. Nothing says “I Love You” like a headlock and a playful blow to the gut.
  10. Everybody comes to you when they can’t find something.
  11. A dry toilet seat brings tears of joy to your eyes.
  12. You have a hard time falling asleep without the sound of snoring.
  13. You’re the Queen of the castle. And you like it that way!
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Yoli March.4.2010 at 8:38 am

I think this is applicable living with ONE male lol very accurate

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Stanislaus March.4.2010 at 9:51 am

Hush Yoli. hmph

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MDBrat March.4.2010 at 10:01 am

HAHAHAHAHA
LMAO @ #6, #9, and #11

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Paige Tyler March.4.2010 at 10:15 am

LOL! Those are great!

*hugs*
Paige

My TT is at http://paigetylertheauthor.blogspot.com/

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Sasha Devlin March.4.2010 at 10:19 am

LOL! Nice list. Though I don’t know if I could have controlled myself after #6

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Kimberly Menozzi March.4.2010 at 10:23 am

Oh, lawd… I’d forgotten what that was like. *shudder* But I didn’t get to have the joy of being queen of the house – that went to someone else. LOL!

Happy TT!

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A. Catherine Noon March.4.2010 at 10:26 am

I love it! Makes total sense to me, too. ~nods~

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Jennifer Leeland March.4.2010 at 10:55 am

Amen sistah. Amen.
I live with all men. I have to say that the importance of “aim” has been brought to my attention. Just sayin’.

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Alice Audrey March.4.2010 at 11:00 am

LOL. Funny you should mention the gaming system. :)

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** Tatiana Caldwell ** March.4.2010 at 12:01 pm

Yeah, I just saw your T13 – heh! We’ve got games on the brain.

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Wilfredo March.4.2010 at 11:04 am

Can I move in with you guys? That list made everything sound awful fun! I’ll even promise not to leave clothing articles on the floor… yuck!

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** Tatiana Caldwell ** March.4.2010 at 12:03 pm

Does EVERYthing sound fun to you? Even #6?
If so then … NO! Stay away! *laughs*

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Wilfredo March.4.2010 at 12:32 pm

I never did have Legos when I was a child.

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Elise Logan March.4.2010 at 1:16 pm

In re: tampons. The next time they build a cabin with them, they have to go in to buy replacements. Bet that’ll mortify them into compliance.

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Stephanie Adkins March.4.2010 at 1:17 pm

Oh yes, I definitely live with males! LOL I especially love #11. So true! :)

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Shelley Munro March.4.2010 at 1:30 pm

LOL – I think a lot of these fit just one guy as well. I chuckled all the way through your list.

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Ella Drake March.4.2010 at 2:40 pm

I could add stepping on little tiny lego pieces in the middle of the night. OUCH!

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** Tatiana Caldwell ** March.4.2010 at 5:30 pm

Yikes, how’d I forget that one? I have Legos coming out the woodwork here. So true!

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london March.4.2010 at 6:34 pm

brilliant!

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Bryn March.4.2010 at 7:47 pm

hahahaha! Great list! I only live with one :) Cute pic!

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Sherri March.4.2010 at 9:42 pm

Number 6 KILT me. And to think I plan on visiting eventually…*LOL* I’m hogging the Wii!

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Heather March.5.2010 at 12:42 am

It’s bad enough working with all men, and having only one communal toilet. Shudder…

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lynn March.5.2010 at 1:27 am

Too funny! You have summed it up perfectly :)

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Janet March.5.2010 at 11:40 am

Honey, where it the ketchup? Right there on the door where it always is! Honey, where are my underpants? Right there in the drawer where they always are. Honey, where is my…well, you get the picture :-)

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Chocl8t March.8.2010 at 1:21 pm

I love it! I grew up in a house where my dad was the only male. I would love to have nothing but testosterone in the house! LOL

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slaus March.15.2010 at 10:35 am

ugh.. snitch

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