- Figure out how you’d spend all those millions if you won the lottery.
- Practice falling asleep with your eyes open.
- Try taking notes using pictures and symbols instead of words.
- Study everyone in the meeting individually, and try to image what they would look and sound like while having an orgasm.
- Ask a question you already know the answer to, just to sound engaged.
- Come up with a way to trick your spouse when you get home.
- Come up with a way to seduce your spouse to make up for tricking them.
- Tap your foot to the rhythm of the song that you can’t get out of your head.
- Keep your head propped up by your hand or fist so your head doesn’t roll when you nod off.
- Make your bathroom trips as long and slow as possible.
- Send silly text messages to another person in the room.
- Keep checking to make sure you’re not copying the gesture of the person sitting next to you. If you are, sit in the chair a different way and time how long it takes before someone copies you.
- Actually listen and pay attention. No really, that is an option.
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