Why Star Trek is Hot #3: Picard!

by ** Tatiana Caldwell ** on May.10.2009

Winner of the spot for Day 3 of my 8 Days of Star Trek series, where I post about why I find Star Trek so hot is none other than the honorable Captain Jean Luc ** Picard **!

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Yeah, I like human guys too, you know! There’s just so much that I find impressive about Picard:

  1. I love a guy in the driver’s seat
  2. Knows what his prime directive is and sticks to it
  3. Picard is a man of respect, honor and, if he can help it – peace
  4. He’s accomplished
  5. Bald heads are sexy
  6. Has a terrific voice
  7. People do what he says
  8. He’s cool and calm when he needs to be, angry when he needs to be
  9. Wise with experience
  10. A great leader – arguably the best captain Starfleet has ever had

Captain Kirk may have been the more romantic one, but he was also kinda slutty. I’d take the more refined and subtly sexy Picard over Kirk any day to command my vessel.

Does Picard make it so for you like he does for me? Come back soon for the continuation of my 8 Days of Star Trek!

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{ 9 comments… read them below or add one }

Sherri November 29, 1999 at 6:00 pm

This man…this man right here…is the challenge. I remember watching "Generations" when he was stuck in the Nexus. And wanting to be the wife that took him upstairs that night and showed him a thing or two…or five.

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Baby Kiki November 29, 1999 at 6:00 pm

oh yeah….Pickard is HOT HOT HOT

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** The Verbal Vixen November 29, 1999 at 6:00 pm

Oh yeah Sherri, I remember that quite well!

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Slaus November 29, 1999 at 6:00 pm

THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!!!

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Libra Lady November 29, 1999 at 6:00 pm

Jean-Luc! Whew, lawd! Imagine that voice sayin' all sortsa dirty thangz to ya! And Picard used to be a heau (the proper singular form; the plural is heaux) when he was younger, so he knows some thangz. He just won't whip 'em out for ANYONE though. You gotta be special. But I bet if you get some Picard, you hooked. Hell, even Beverly is sprung and all she did was snif it.

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Libra Lady November 29, 1999 at 6:00 pm

Plus, Patrick Stewart, oops, SIR Patrick Stewart is 70 AND STILL FUCKIN' FOINE!

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** Tatiana Caldwell November 29, 1999 at 6:00 pm

*laughs* Yeah, Beverly was sprung and she didn't even get any!

Yes ma'am, Sir Patrick Stewart IS like 70, isn't he? That's one sexy man.

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ConcernedGuy November 29, 1999 at 6:00 pm

You all scare me

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** Tatiana Caldwell November 29, 1999 at 6:00 pm

Don't be afraid ConcernedGuy, we won't bite. Unless you want us to.

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